Rated moderately mature for nudity.

This started out as a writing exercise trying to put this type of shape into words (hence the lengthy description at the start) and then I decided to kinda coax a plot out of the setting. I can only apologize for the title, I couldn't think of anything else, I truly suck at titles.

I wrote this as my preggos tend to be all belly and boobs and very little else, but I like the style of drawing them as these immensely over-exaggerated fertility idols, all useless, ludicrously enormous curves. I wanted to try to describe a preggo as rendered in the style of shydude, who draws his pregnant characters as having these awesomely massive butts and ridiculous (in a good way) overflowing hips that make them look incredible. Impending Borderlands Babies kinda acted as my reference point, so I hope I’ve captured that real luscious voluputousness. I tried to make Lou-Ann a kickass take-shit-from-no-one bitch kinda character also rather than a helpless victim.

It didn't take many edits or drafts, but I originally tried to bring out Lou-Ann's accent more phonetically. Eventually I decided against it as it was confusing and inconsistent for me to write so I reasoned it would be the same for the reader. I hope you get a sense of her voice without that. Also, I messed with the formatting again, let me know what you think. Tell me your opinion on the belly/butt/boobies first of course

Comments are as always welcome, no matter how long after the deviation is published; don't feel discouraged from commenting just because the story has been 'out' for however long. Feel free to ask me questions and offer criticisms about my writing and I will respond.